The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I fucking want this! Just to use the caption above!
My friend LaReanna works with a special needs class at the elementary school by my house… she’s been posting on fb asking for donations for her class (even saying you can substitute her bday present with a donation) and every time I want to add something but if you’ve been following me a while you know I haven’t worked for a few weeks and can’t. BUT I CAN SIGNAL BOOST LIKE A MOFO!
If you have a few extra bucks to spare (even $5 or $10) so a special needs child can go on a school trip to the aquarium click above to chip-in! <3
This is my classes chip-in! If you can help out please do! We really want to go! Thanks!
Lala
Has been nothing but fucked up. There’s so much drama in our family it’s fucking ridiculous and i’m tired of it. Tired of getting pulled into shit that has nothing to do with me and having people want me to take sides. Tired of living with rude assholes who don’t know when to quit. just done with the whole situation. I fucking LOATHE drama and yet here it is surrounding me. I do a good job mostly in my life of staying away from the drama but this week it has been following me. Fuck it. I’m done.
Lala
